My Top 10 Suggestions for the next Turner series books Courtney Milan should NOT write

I’m reading the deliciousness that is Courtney Milan’s Unraveled at the moment and I devoured Unclaimed and Unveiled earlier this year, as well as the Turner novella Unlocked.  Last night, while putting myself to sleep, instead of counting sheep, I came up with my top 10 list of the next books in the Turner series Courtney Milan should NOT write (I’m seriously hoping the Turner series isn’t finished yet, so you never know, Ms. Milan may find these un-suggestions useful).
Anyway, it amused me, so I thought I would share.  Of course, it was VERY late and I was VERY tired.

In no particular order:-

#1
Uncoordinated – she’s clumsy and he’s a fashion nightmare

#2
Unedited – she can’t spell and he has Tourette’s

#3
Unhinged – he’s a carpenter and she’s insane

#4
Unabridged – she can’t shut up and he’s well endowed

#5
Unzipped –  she’s a gossip and he’s a flasher

#6
Unearthed – the paranormal Turner book, he’s a vampire, she’s a zombie

#7
Unassembled – the contemporary Turner book, she’s flaky and he works for Ikea

#8
Unplanned – secret baby plot

#9
Unpuckered – I’ll give you three guesses

#10
Unstrapped – the BDSM Turner book, she likes control and he likes it hard

Got any more suggestions for Turner books Courtney Milan should NOT write?  Leave them in the comments!

10 comments on “My Top 10 Suggestions for the next Turner series books Courtney Milan should NOT write

  1. Suleikha

    Unbound: He writes eBooks; she likes to go bra-less.Unseated: Wherein there is rampant Preparation H product placement.

  2. Marg

    Unbelievable – He's a priest, she's a nun.

  3. willaful

    But I want to read all of these!

  4. Kaetrin

    @willaful ha ha – you'll have to petition Courtney about that! :DShe could write Turner books for the rest of her life the way we're all coming up with new titles (everyone knows that's where the REAL work is!! :P)

  5. pattepoilue

    LMAO I love these! You had me laughing all along. Teehee!

  6. Kaetrin

    @pattepoilue thx! 🙂

  7. veronicascott

    TOO hilarious! How about Unappetizing where she's a chef and he has food allergies?

  8. mbot565

    Bwahahaha! I LOVE all of these! I laughed so hard, I hurt my side.

  9. carly m.

    This was hilarious. I think Unhinged and Unabridged are my favorites.

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