OMG! AMAZEBALLS I am currently in the lead of the DABWAHA tournament. This has NEVER happened before and will likely NEVER happen again so I’m milking it for ALL IT’S WORTH.
As a Dear Author reviewer I don’t think I’m eligible to actually win but bragging rights are happiness-causing
Lookee here: Proof!!
Also, everybody should go vote for Dare You To and keep me in the lead!!